Animal Planet

If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, Put my arms around you and say proudly… I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.
Sorry I didn’t text you back; Because my phone recognized your number!
I hate two-faced people because it’s harder for me to decide as to which side to slap first.
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
Do you like the way I am? Or should I ask God to improve your taste?
I try to close my eyes because I might see you; I try to close my mouth because I might say your name; I try to close my ears because I might hear of you; But I ca not close my heart because I ca not forget you!