Never wrestle a pig

Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a Pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty and the pig is enjoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Sure, I had love to help you out… now, which way did you come in
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, Put my arms around you and say proudly… I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.
You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since!