Hear the ones I keep to myself

You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me – who was born to be a big liar!
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
Stop waiting for a better day to come . Live in the moment and enjoy it and today will become the day you have been waiting for. Have a Nice Day!