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Appears from somewhere
A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket: Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes? Woman said Why? Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.
It usually takes five years
It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this is not true of a family tree!
I heard that you were a Ladykiller
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
Life becomes a celebration
If you think positively; Sound becomes music; Movement becomes dance; Smile becomes laughter; Mind becomes meditation; And life becomes a celebration.
Want to hit you with a chair
There are 1, 013, 913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!
Slap and run
Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!
Appears from somewhere
A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket: Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes? Woman said Why? Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.
It usually takes five years
It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this is not true of a family tree!
I heard that you were a Ladykiller
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
Life becomes a celebration
If you think positively; Sound becomes music; Movement becomes dance; Smile becomes laughter; Mind becomes meditation; And life becomes a celebration.
Want to hit you with a chair
There are 1, 013, 913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!
Slap and run
Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!
Appears from somewhere
A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket: Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes? Woman said Why? Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.
It usually takes five years
It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this is not true of a family tree!