It usually takes five years

Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
The wisdom behind the tradition of celebration of birthdays is that even if your life is one year less… we need to celebrate every year, every day and every moment of life. Celebrate as if every day is your Birthday!
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more… Happy birthday…
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own
I do not worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since!
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
The wisdom behind the tradition of celebration of birthdays is that even if your life is one year less… we need to celebrate every year, every day and every moment of life. Celebrate as if every day is your Birthday!
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more… Happy birthday…
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own
I do not worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since!
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
The wisdom behind the tradition of celebration of birthdays is that even if your life is one year less… we need to celebrate every year, every day and every moment of life. Celebrate as if every day is your Birthday!