It usually takes five years

It’s your birthday, and you know what that means– You are another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 Days of Fun!
wat happened to your mobile? i was trying to call you but i got this message welcome to the jungle network the monkey you are trying to call is on tree please try later
I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you are living proof that even a turd can be polished.
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… it’s really a pity that I do not love animals!
Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.
Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!