Toilet seat with your toothbrush

Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush

Special offer for you

Hi, How are you?? Are you free tomorrow.. ? Can you come to me.. ? Because tomorrow we are opening new . . Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.

Smile can make a day

Smile can make a day complete, hug can make a day better. So I am sending my smiles and hugs to your way for you to have a complete and better day. Have a nice day..

Make you fat

Here's a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.