It Is Always Good To Compromise

A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying – Well, it’s the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
The wrong kind of people hate you, for the good in you; And the right kind of people love you, even after knowing the bad in you. That makes the perfect definition of a relationship!