I badly need a vacation
I badly need a vacation, someone… please kidnap me!
Sometimes I make a mental
Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!
If I was meant to be controlled
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
Try again later
Earlier: Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears. Now: Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with – ‘The number your calling is currently busy please try again later’!
Calmed down by being told to calm down
Thought of the day: Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down!
Love at first sight
Love at first sight rarely exists in today’s world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time!
The person who loves you a lot
The person who loves you a lot will always do two things extremely for you. Silently Caring and openly Hurting to make you PERFECT!
Phone bills and some love
If you are single, don’t be sad. You are just missing out on big expenses, less self respect, unnecessary arguments, huge phone bills and some love!
Letters that say I Love You
FriEND, boyfriEND, girlfriEND, best friEND – they all have an End. Only Family has 3 letters that say – I Love You!
Kick is usually more effective
Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer. You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!