Letters that say I Love You

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I had any loose fitting clothing, I would not have signed up in the first place!
Thought of the day: Nothing brings your neighbours close to your family, like a fight between you and your wife!
Laughter, pleasure and gaiety all around; Family, friends and companions abound. Memories to cherish and plenty of reminiscing; May you have a birthday that is God’s blessing!
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you are on the job.
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends…
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.