No matter how late I reach
No matter how late I reach my bed, ‘I have to spend at least one hour on my phone to settle down and sleep calmly! ‘
No matter how late I reach my bed, ‘I have to spend at least one hour on my phone to settle down and sleep calmly! ‘
My kids have two volumes – Mute when sleeping and Metallica when awake!
You know you are getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you are down here!
You may not believe this but sometimes the person you want doesn’t actually deserve you!
I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder if I like them!
I don’t need anger management, other people just need to be less stupid!
Cell phones bring you closer to person far from you. But it takes you away from the ones sitting next to you!
Philosophy – The questions that may never be answered. Religion – The answers that must never be questioned
Primary source of income: When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back!
I finally realized it that people are prisoners of their phone. That’s why they are called ‘Cell Phones’!