You know you are getting old when you fall

Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!
It was Women’s day yesterday. . . . . . Most of the married men were wondering what are the other 364 days called then?
You can fall from a mountain; You can fall from a tree; But the best way to fall is to fall in love with me!
What is the height of mixed emotion? Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new Mecedes and you don’t know whether to laught or cry.. !
What is special in Love? Nothing special. It has two vowels, two consonants and two fools!
May God decorate each golden ray of the Sun falling on you with success, happiness and prosperity! Wish you a super-duper Happy Birthday!