You know you are getting old when you fall

The real measure of your wealth is how much you had be worth if you lost all your money!
I used to be addicted to soap… but I am clean now!
I don’t need anger management, other people just need to be less stupid!
Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it!
Real Tears Are Not Those That Fall From Eyes And Cover The Face, But Those That Fall From Heart And Cover The Soul?
In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!