Make a joke or a poem out of it

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, To make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you are on the job.
Every interaction is an opportunity to learn, only if we are interested in improving rather than proving. Have a very lovely day!
Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good instead. Refuse to pander to a morbid interest in your own misdeeds. Pick yourself up, be sorry, shake yourself, and go on again.
I wish I had time for the nervous breakdown that I deserve!