Make a joke or a poem out of it

Earlier: Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears. Now: Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with – ‘The number your calling is currently busy please try again later’!
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
I badly need a vacation, someone… please kidnap me!
FriEND, boyfriEND, girlfriEND, best friEND – they all have an End. Only Family has 3 letters that say – I Love You!
Hey! Can you do me a favour, take a pic of urself and send it to me. I am Playing cards and i am mising the JOKER!!!
‘I am sorry’ and ‘I apologise’ mean the same thing… except when you are at a funeral!