Make a joke or a poem out of it

Looking for a once in a lifetime experience? Go skydiving with no parachute!
I am grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messed up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me!
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I am not listening!
Word of the day: Exhaustipated – Just too tired to give a shit!
I wish I had time for the nervous breakdown that I deserve!
Looking for a once in a lifetime experience? Go skydiving with no parachute!
I am grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messed up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me!
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I am not listening!
Word of the day: Exhaustipated – Just too tired to give a shit!
I wish I had time for the nervous breakdown that I deserve!
Looking for a once in a lifetime experience? Go skydiving with no parachute!
I am grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messed up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me!