Make a joke or a poem out of it

I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I am raising them!
Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good instead. Refuse to pander to a morbid interest in your own misdeeds. Pick yourself up, be sorry, shake yourself, and go on again.
I don’t need anger management, other people just need to be less stupid!
If you think money can’t buy happiness then maybe you are using it wrong!
The person who loves you a lot will always do two things extremely for you. Silently Caring and openly Hurting to make you PERFECT!
FriEND, boyfriEND, girlfriEND, best friEND – they all have an End. Only Family has 3 letters that say – I Love You!