Husband and wife on picnic

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
Relationships are like birds. If you hold tightly, they die; If you hold loosely, they fly; But if you hold with care; They are yours forever!
Good morning texts; Kisses on the forehead; Long goodbyes and Tight hugs; Holding hands and long stares; Silence that is not awkward; And waking up beside you! This is all that I need!
Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me. Wife: Of course. I did not want to make a scene!
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket: Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes? Woman said Why? Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.