Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
Husband and wife on picnic. there was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, Say Hi Husband said: Hello father-in-law.
Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked. ? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what.. ! Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Wife: I am the book of your life. Husband: Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I will change it.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you.. ? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, Husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.
Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women”s husbands.
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: ‘Up! Quick! My husband is back! ‘
A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
You are on the threshold of a wonderful life as husband and wife! Congratulations and Best Wishes!!