A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression… he just cleaned the whole house!
Wife: Shall I prepare ‘Sambhar’ or ‘Rasam’ today? Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
Dedicated to all Women: Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think – Damn, he is so lucky!
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mom Dad? No! Husband Wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers!!!! So keep them safe
your love has countless pages, no matter open any page it shows your love only, some time has friend, lover, brother, sister, father mother, husband, wife but never ends, keep ON and ON, Good Morning!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: who is scared of a mouse!