Bride: Mu hubby is perfectly wonderful to me, mother. He gives me everything I ask for. Mother: That merely shows, my dear child, that you are not asking enough!
'If a girl is not in luv wid any boy, she is missin somethin in life' 'If a boy is in love wid a girl, He will miss Everythin in life.
My Love is sweet when it is new
My Love is sweet when it is new, sweeter when it is true and sweetest when it is with you. I love you.
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key