Bride: Mu hubby is perfectly wonderful to me, mother. He gives me everything I ask for. Mother: That merely shows, my dear child, that you are not asking enough!
'If a girl is not in luv wid any boy, she is missin somethin in life' 'If a boy is in love wid a girl, He will miss Everythin in life.
My Love is sweet when it is new, sweeter when it is true and sweetest when it is with you. I love you.
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key