Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, 'Forbear! '
I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I am raising them!
I know you think I am cute, I know you think I am fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!