Toilet seat with your toothbrush

Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush

I cannot bear to see

I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, 'Forbear! '

I know you think I am cute

I know you think I am cute, I know you think I am fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!