There are only two tragedies in life:
One – not getting what one wants
Second – getting it!
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloveds advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
If your friends don’t make fun of you, they are not really your friends.
Finding mistakes from others is not a wise way to cover up your own mistakes.