Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
If you are talking behind my back, then you are in a fabulous position to ‘KISS MY ASS! ‘
Kick off your shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, dance and shake, Light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day that’s simply great! Happy birthday!