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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
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Close your eyes; Relax your body; And now hold your breath for as long as you can. I miss you as much as you missed the fresh air!
Dating a Human or an Onion
To all the couples: If you cry everyday in your relationship – sit down… take a deep breath and ask yourself: ‘Am I dating a Human or an Onion? ‘
It goes in dry it comes
It goes in dry it comes out wet. the longer its in the stronger it gets. we can have it in bed just you and me… its not what you think its a cup of tea!
Look whos talking
Look who”s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Look at things on the ground
It’s really strange: People pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?