One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, ‘HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING? ‘
They say you can only fall in love once, but I know thats not true, because every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again..
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. ‘ If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy’..
If love gets broken, you can look for a new one. If a glass gets broken, you can always buy a new one. But if friendship gets broken, you can never have the same one… !
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home
When you love someone truly, you do not look for faults, you do not look for answers, you do not look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.