What I feel for you is really true

What I feel for you is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I ca not go on. Ca not you see, that you are the only one for me?

Wife going to Spain

Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you.. ? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, Husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.

Make you fat

Here’s a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.

Try again later

Earlier: Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears. Now: Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with – ‘The number your calling is currently busy please try again later’!