Please Forgive Me

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.
For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
An apology is a good way to have the last word.
No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist.
The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
Appologising doesn’t mean that you are wrong and the other is right. It only means that you value the relationship much more than your ego.