Plain women are always

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women''s husbands.

Love at first sight

Love at first sight rarely exists in today's world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time!

Good new

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Get a glass belly button

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.