Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women''s husbands.
Love at first sight rarely exists in today's world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time!
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Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.