Happy returns of the day

I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Here’s a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.
The breeze has awakened the earth, And sun has colored our world, The birds have added melody, I hope I am not late to wish, ‘Good morning’
Write It On Your Heart That Every Day Is The Best Day In The Year. No Man Has Learned Anything Rightly, Until He Know That Every Day Is Doomsday.