Parents asked college

Parents asked college watchman, ‘Is this a good college? ‘ Watchman: Probably the best. I did my engineering here and got campus placement!

Night two legs

Q. Last but not least Secret of long life A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs…… and night two legs

Always waits

So, I will stand here forever, If forever is what it takes, because you are my forever, and forever always waits.