Nine nice night nurses

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly 'Oh what should we do' Said the flea' Let us fly Said the fly'Let us flee' So they flew through a flaw in the flue

A foreigner had very spicy

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?

As my eyes close to rest

As my eyes close to rest at night, A smile appears to have thought that you are there in my life and have promised to forever be. Sweet Dreams, Good Night!

Harsh words cannot

Harsh words cannot pierce your body. If anybody speaks ill of you, just continue on unperturbed!