Best friend will be there

When it hurts to look back,
and you are scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and
your best friend will be there

Friendship

Teachers are pure water

Teachers are pure water; Parents are holy water; Enemies are salt water; Lovers are hot water; Spouses are cold water; But friends are liquor bottle. They are always around, may it be happiness or sadness!

Insult

Haven’t I seen

Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster? Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.