I want to write ‘I miss

I want to write ‘I miss you’ on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you. Please miss me also and be with me immediately and always!

Birthday

A perfect gift for you! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, Non-taxable, silent performance, Extremely personal, fully returnable It’s a SMILE from me to you on your Birthday! Happy Birthday..