Remember that no one will understand you in life perfectly; So just give credit to those who have tried it sincerely!
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
To all the couples: If you cry everyday in your relationship - sit down... take a deep breath and ask yourself: 'Am I dating a Human or an Onion? '
A man in God's shop: Man: What do you sell? God: Whatever your heart desires. Man: I want success and happiness. God smiles and says: I sell only seeds, not fruits!