Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip toe if you must, but take the step!
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women' Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Nights are a gift when couples have lovely tiffs; It makes life complete when two lovely lips meet. The day's stress and grief is gone with the caring; That makes our cosy beds a nest of love and sharing. Sleep Tight... Good Night!
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator