Sometimes the smallest step

Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip toe if you must, but take the step!

Prospective husband

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women' Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Nights are a gift when couples

Nights are a gift when couples have lovely tiffs; It makes life complete when two lovely lips meet. The day's stress and grief is gone with the caring; That makes our cosy beds a nest of love and sharing. Sleep Tight... Good Night!

Why is a bachelor skinny

Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator