A man who muttered a few words

A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!

    Picked my poison and it is you

    Nothing can kill me like you do; You are going straight to my head. And I am heading straight for the edge; I picked my poison and it is you!

      Of all the friends I have ever met

      Of all the friends I have ever met; You are the one I won't ever forget. And if I leave this world before you do; I will go to Heaven and wait for you!