Making me the center of your world

Entire water of the sea can not sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, negativity of the world can not put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.
Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
I wish I had time for the nervous breakdown that I deserve!
I would love to bring the world to your feet on your Birthday as your present; But let my wishes suffice with a genuine prayer for your happiness and well being! Happy Birthday!
I love celebrating with you. Thanks for having a birthday and giving us a reason to party hard! Birthday Greetings!