Having celebrity crushes is better

Life offers a chance to everyone, you either use it or you lose it!
I used to be addicted to soap… but I am clean now!
You know you are getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you are down here!
What is special in Love? Nothing special. It has two vowels, two consonants and two fools!
If a person always gets your humour, it either means they are your soulmate or they are on the same drugs as you!
The real measure of your wealth is how much you had be worth if you lost all your money!
Life offers a chance to everyone, you either use it or you lose it!
I used to be addicted to soap… but I am clean now!
You know you are getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you are down here!
What is special in Love? Nothing special. It has two vowels, two consonants and two fools!
If a person always gets your humour, it either means they are your soulmate or they are on the same drugs as you!
The real measure of your wealth is how much you had be worth if you lost all your money!
Life offers a chance to everyone, you either use it or you lose it!
I used to be addicted to soap… but I am clean now!