The real measure of your wealth

Conscience – The voice that tells you not to do something after you have done it!
Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it!
I am a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE!!
I think, I am starting to have a problem with my vision. Ever since I got married I haven’t seen any money in my wallet!
You may not believe this but sometimes the person you want doesn’t actually deserve you!
Relations cannot be understood by the language of money… because some investments may never give profit but they sure make us rich!