Make you fat

Here's a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.

First you forget names

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

When God gave

When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.

The museum curator called

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday