After the verb to love to help

After the verb to love to help is the most beautiful verb in the world love is the flower you have got to let grow happy valentines day.

You are like a target that I always try

You are like a target that I always try to aim at. How I wish I could aim you at the heart. But every time I fail, I feel so sad. You know why? It’s because I always end up missing you.

A man meets a genie

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.