I cannot pretend to be impartial

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colors. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.

I am a killer

I am a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE!!

As The Candles Get Added

As The Candles Get Added To Your Cake I will Be Looking Forward To Adding Many More Years To Our Friendship! Happy Birthday To You.