Suggestion to all girls

Suggestion to all girls, always marry a man your age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight!

Love is the fart Of every

Love is the fart Of every heart. For when held in, Doth pain thy host. But when let out, Pains others most.

Take home packet

Love and marriage Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. TV has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control. Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.