I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes
You are the bone of my bones Who I love for my wife. The flesh of my flesh And my partner in life.
Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning.
A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!