He came at night

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
A notice in a factory for girl workers. ‘If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work’
The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she’s got you by the balls.
I need a kiss; I require hugs; I long for love; I yearn for warmth; I want to feel an intimate touch. But mostly I need all the above. And that too, from you and you only! Miss you, babe!
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
Friends are like blood. They have RBCs; That bring color to life. Platelets; That hold us when we are down. WBCs; which fight for us Thanks for being my Bloody Friend!
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
A notice in a factory for girl workers. ‘If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work’
The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she’s got you by the balls.
I need a kiss; I require hugs; I long for love; I yearn for warmth; I want to feel an intimate touch. But mostly I need all the above. And that too, from you and you only! Miss you, babe!
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
Friends are like blood. They have RBCs; That bring color to life. Platelets; That hold us when we are down. WBCs; which fight for us Thanks for being my Bloody Friend!
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
A notice in a factory for girl workers. ‘If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work’