An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away. Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away!
Early to bed and early to rise, Proves man has no interest in his Wife.
If you Happen to Love a Girl, Try from ‘Another State’ Even If it Fails, You will End Up with one more Language in your Resume.. !
When I was born, GOD said, ‘Oh No! Another IDIOT’. When you were born, GOD said, ‘OH No! COMPETITION’. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren’t and it doesn’t matter!