Lecture in Maths class

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

Age is nothing but a number it simply

Age is nothing but a number - it simply does not matter how old you are. The only thing that matters is how much life is there in your years. So party hard and build up memories every day and have a perfect life. Wishing you a happy and prosperous Birthday!

My love and passion for you grows

My love and passion for you grows with each passing day; The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away; Those lotus eyes fill my heart with joy and happiness; Those hands I like to hold, luscious lips I love to kiss; And feel your long dense hair doing black magic!