Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you are looking for, go live with a car battery.
Care for the ones who share with you; Share with the ones who are close to you; Always remain close to the ones who miss you; And miss the ones who wish the best for you!
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.
Dedicated to all Women: Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think – Damn, he is so lucky!