People tell me there’s plenty
People tell me there’s plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?
Medicines and friendships cure
Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships do not have an expiry date.
If you want to be happy for a day
If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week get a lover. Happy for a month get married. But if you want to be happy forever get a friend like me.
7 Secrets of success
7 Secrets of success I found the answer in my room. Roof said: Aim high Fan said: Be cool Clock said: Every minute is precious Mirro said: Reflect before you act Window said: See the world Calendar said: Be up-to-date Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals.
The museum curator called
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday
Wants to date a fish
People tell me there”s plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?