Wife to maid

Wife to maid: I Think my husband 's having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.

Today is a day of celebration

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Wish you a many many happy returns

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.