Gud Day

Squeeze the past like a sponge, smell the present like a rose, and send a kiss to the future. Gud Day!

A boy of 1st class

A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.

Wrestling is obviously fake

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?