I have a pen… you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities!
There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing… are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.
He acts like he owns me, He treats me like a baby can’t you see? He tells me to do things like obey my mother He even tells me when hes on the phone not to bother.
No matter how late I reach my bed, ‘I have to spend at least one hour on my phone to settle down and sleep calmly! ‘
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing A Girl Is Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention It Deserves …