I do not want a friend who smiles

A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths!
I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.
‘BLOOD’ and ‘FRIEND’ have only 1 difference, BLOOD enters heart and flows out. but FRIEND enters heart and stays forever.
This morning I noticed on my calendar a happy day! Today, my happy calendar said it is your birthday. I wish this day brings a smile on your face, and that you enjoy, The day you were born, celebrate it in joy. Happy Birthday!
All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
If someone ask’s me what I is life? I would sit next to my friends; pull them close together; put my arms around them and say proudly, ‘These IDIOTS are my life! ‘