Wearing pants shirts also

Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!
If you don’t swear while driving… Then you are not paying attention to the road at all!
Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!
If you don’t swear while driving… Then you are not paying attention to the road at all!
Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.