For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
Yesterday is for Memories; Tomorrow is an Imagination; But today is a Real Gift; Have a pleasant day!
Happy birthday to you, Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared. Dun forget bout our friendship, that weve shared.