Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?
People die younger because God loves them so much. But you are still on earth… because there is someone who loves you more than God.
That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
A father said to his son: Be careful where you walk. The son responded: You be careful for remember that I follow your footsteps!