Life is like an elevator. Sometimes… on your way up, you have to stop and let some people off!
The air we breath keep us alive, But if 1 day the air in this world become too limited for us. Do not worry cause I will be willing to hold my breath even for a million years just to see you alive.
People who once never believed in you will one day talk about how they met you…
Life is not a box of chocolates; It’s more like a jar of jalapenos; What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow!
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday
